May 2013
gonna play monopoly so like facebook message me or text idfk
indiekyuun replied to your post: indiekyuun replied to your post: indiekyuun…
Aw dude it’s totally natural to wanna roleplay as people of the opposite gender whatttt. Well, I’m glad you got that situated out now??
i think i have it figured out. i hope so but idfk. i’m just gonna go with i like everyone cause i haven’t even had a damn kiss yet so *sigh*
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Oh, you no longer identify as genderqueer? :0 woah man mind blowerrrrr. and I’m not sure what to say about that bc I’ve never been put into that situation..uwu;;;
i used to because like i made this male character and stayed as him for a year because it was so comfortable and shit that it confused the fuck out of...
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“don’t wanna be a cougar” pFT HAAAAA
it’s only being a cougar if i find little bros annoying. so therefore i r not cougar
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oh dayum, so juicy shit right there, eh? wait. you don’t roleplay anymore???
i guess so but like it’s all just character development shit which makes me remember why i thought i was genderqueer and makes me question it again. but no. i do not. a lot of roleplaying is with little shits below 17 and like i...
litwick:
i suck at tumblr friendships like one day ill be like their best friend and then not talk to them again for a week
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/the unfinished fanfiction/
it’s actually shit about the personas i made from my roleplaying days so i’m like whaaaaaaaat
everything i write is unfinished because i only write on those specific topics when i feel a certain way so yeah.
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“It’s so hot!” I gasp as my hand slipped beneath her Xbox.
“I know,” She whimpered, “I didn’t place it in a well ventilated area.”
poopflow:
roughrimjob:
meladoodle:
she got a pussy like the grand canyon
dry and sandy
possibly filled with dead bodies
nothing is weirder than going through shit you started writing in your spare time.
“Helljumper, helljumper, where you been? Feet first into hell then back again!...”
– ODST cadence (via curvedconfidence)
I ate too much shit all week without going for my walks. I see a diet in the near future.
My friends are texting me plans that they wanna do for their 21sts and after we’re all 21 but seriously I’ll probably just ditch them and wander around or like take my Xbox and get my own hotel room and lay there watching Netflix after eating all fucking night.
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exp0rted:
we all have that one follower who we want to sexually destroy
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i have two moods:
touch me
don’t touch me
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So like apparently I have OCD tendencies that may or may not form into episodes of anxiety or depression. I get frustrated so how do I combat it? Anger and videogames. I’m gonna change these little shits to episodes of anger so it gets all chill. Who knows. Maybe I’ll finally meet Deathstroke because yes pls.
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trambompoline:
*makes out with u as a friend*
gonna casually take a shower because Mads made me think about how nice it feels to be clean.
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Some Harry Potter Facts.
Daniel Randcliffe's favorite HP book is Chamber of Secrets, Emma Watson's favorite HP book is Prisoner of Azkaban and Rupert Grint's favorite HP book is The Goblet of Fire.
Neville asked the Sorting Hat to be put in Hufflepuff because he found Gryffindor's reputation bravery intimidating.
Most of the members of the Black family are named after stars.
Voldemort cannot love because he was conceived under the effects of a Love Potion.
The first Harry Potter novel was published in 1998, the same year that the final Battle of Hogwarts take place. "I open at the close."
J.K. Rowling has said that when she took an online Sorting Hat quiz it sorted her into Hufflepuff.
Both Sirius and Fred, Hogwarts pranksters from different generations, died laughing.
Tom Marvolo Riddle is also an anagram for "immortal odd lover."
Slytherin house was the first and last house mentioned in the series.
October 9 of 1995, Dumbledore's Army meets in the Room of Requirement for the first time to practice the Disarming Charm.
In the movie scene "Nineteen Years Later", Tom Felton's girlfriend Jade Gordon makes an appearance as Draco's wife, Astoria Greengrass.
Voldemort is bald because this way people can't use his hair in a Polyjuice Potion.
Ron's Patronus is a Jack Russel Terrier, which are know for chasing otters. Hermione's Patronus happens to be an otter.
Voldemort's Boggart would take the shape of his own corpse, since death was his greatest fear.
Voldemort was 71 years old when he died on May 2, 1998.
A Patronus is a physical representation of one's soul. Since James Potter's is a stag and Lily's is a doe, they are literally soul mates.
Molly Weasley's brothers Gideon and Fabian were killed by Death Eaters in the first war.
Even though he feared death, Voldemort could not become a ghost because his soul was so damaged.
George would never be able to evoke a Patronus Charm after Fred's death.
A Patronus often mutates to take the image of the love one's life because they so often become the happy thought that generates a Patronus.
Bellatrix Lestrange is actually in love with Voldemort.
After Kingsley Shacklebolt became the new Minister of Magic, he told all who participated in the Battle of Hogwarts they could have a job as an Auror without N.E.W.T.s.
Snape hates Neville so much because Neville could have been the other Chosen One, meaning that Lily would have survived.
The third scent Hermione could smell emanating from the Amortentia (love potion) was that of Ron's hair.
Minerva McGonagall played on the Gryffindor Quidditch team while she attended Hogwarts.
The Elder Wand is the only known wand in existence with a hair from the tail of a Thestral at its core.
Dumbledore was gay, and he was in love with Grindelwald.
by not sending me asks u are proving to me that u are all following me for my body
hello MTV welcome to my room. see the door? Is nice door. Pls leave I have some tumblring to do. Pls and thank.
Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
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Me: *tells mom, aunt, grandma I plan to not have kids after college and just get a small place with two dogs and live out the single life for a while.*
Grandma: .... *stunned silent*
Aunt: When everyone is gonna visit grandchildren, Ron (my mom) will be excited to visit her grand-dogs!
Mom: *instant embarrassment *
Me: And probably the horses and shit because did you really think I was gonna have two large dogs in an apartment? No, i'm gonna buy a farm.
Mom: *relief*
Me (in my mind): 'and I will have infinite space to store all the fandom merch I'll buy'
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gerikey:
i still havent grasped the fact that im a girl and i will never have a boner or a blow job
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*My younger brothers and I talk about things*
Mom [Glances over to my father with a sense of desperation]: I hang out with kids all day! Talk to me about adult things!
Brennan (9 years old): Mom, the bills are piling up.
aurorinthetardis:
first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show
second, who can recomend some more
